Bette Midler
Bette Midler
Bette Midleris an American singer, songwriter, actress, comedian, and film producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionPop Singer
Date of Birth1 December 1945
CityHonolulu, HI
CountryUnited States of America
funny humorous memorable
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
funny truth cynicism
I never know how much of what I say is true.
love funny hilarious
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
way auditions sound
If they [at the audition] don't like the way you sound they won't buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
sensitive effects
I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
love broken-heart soul
Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
sex couple cadillacs
I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close - a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
drinking drunk perspective
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
way born profession
I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
breakup tvs married
I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
giving birth virgins
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
names opera today
The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
dance fear philosophy
It's the one who won't be taken that cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
relationship men hard
I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.