Bill Maher
Bill Maher
William "Bill" Maher is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, media critic, and television host. As a television host, he is well known for the HBO political talk show Real Time with Bill Maher. Maher previously hosted a similar late-night show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth20 January 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I'm just honest. They [asians] don't want to see black people generally in their movies.
Why are the patriots the ones who don't want to spend money on trains?
Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?
When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.
That's ended, that's over. I want you to meet my pimps. I thought, I'm a show-business ho already, so I might as well be a real ho.
I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.
The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?
Do you want to know why marijuana is illegal? Because the drug companies want marijuana to be illegal. You see, if it came down to Prozak versus Marijuana, Prozak would lose.
When you hear a lobby called Partnership for a Drug-Free America, just remember - they do not want a drug free America. They want an America free of drugs that are their competitors.
When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, 'I want to help you get teeth.' Why does that make me an a**hole?
Tt just seems to be human nature to seem to want to posit in another human being, qualities that you must know, in part of your mind, that human being couldn't possess because you don't possess.
This is my question for conservatives: don't you want to live, too?
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.