Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz
Charles Monroe Schulz, nicknamed Sparky, was an American cartoonist best known for the comic strip Peanuts. He is widely regarded as one of the most influential cartoonists of all time, cited as a major influence by many later cartoonists, including Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Watterson...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth26 November 1922
CountryUnited States of America
Charles M. Schulz quotes about
hate people wish
Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting that I was lowering my standards! You wouldn't want me to do that, would you? Be reasonable! I have standards that I have set up for liking people, and you just don't meet those standards! It wouldn't be reasonable for me to like you!" "I hate myself for being so unreasonable!
beautiful girl hate
Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you?
sports religious hate
Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.
friendship goodbye hate
Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.
hate philosophy lying
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.
mistake things-in-life trying
It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it...
girl mean thinking
If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.
grief thinking rooftops
Snoopy (musing on his rooftop): Good Grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the "Fast Forward" button.
still-life-with-woodpecker proof theologian
Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.
kings growing-up dark
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
brother brothers-and-sisters should
Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.
love strange strange-things
Love makes you do strange things...
aunt doors answers
Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
happiness thumbs puppy
Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.