Chris Farley
Chris Farley
Christopher Crosby "Chris" Farleywas an American actor and comedian. Farley was known for his loud, energetic comedic style, and was a member of Chicago's Second City Theatre and cast member of the NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live between 1990 and 1995. Farley and Chris Rock were introduced as two of the show's new cast members in early 1990. In late 1997, Farley died as a result of a drug overdose at the age of 33...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth15 February 1964
CityMadison, WI
CountryUnited States of America
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.
You gotta fight for your right to vote!
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'
I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
I live in a van, down by the river!
I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.
Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!
I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants
Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.
I want to live fast and die young.
First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.