Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams
Douglas Noel Adamswas an English author, scriptwriter, essayist, humorist, satirist and dramatist...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth11 March 1952
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Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds
ask glass unpleasant water
What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water
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Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason.
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Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast.
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In the stillness, a fly would not have dared clear it's throat.
lizards take-me
I come in peace...Take me to your lizard.
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The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven t. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognizing each other the whole length of the corridor.
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It is most gratifying," it said, "that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated, and so we would like to assure you that the guided missiles currently converging with your ship are part of a special service we extend to all of our most enthusiastic clients, and the fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a courtesy detail. We look forward to your custom in future lives ... thank you.
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The big corporations are suddenly taking notice of the web, and their reactions have been slow. Even the computer industry failed to see the importance of the Internet, but that's not saying much. Let's face it, the computer industry failed to see that the century would end.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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"Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have answered."
glasses drunk water
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water!
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
leadership money real
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.