Eddie Griffin
Eddie Griffin
Edward "Eddie" Griffinis an American actor and comedian. He is best known for portraying Eddie Sherman on the sitcom Malcolm & Eddie and the title character in the 2002 comedy film Undercover Brother. He also played T.J. in the Deuce Bigalow movies...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth15 July 1968
CityKansas City, MO
bad helped time
They (fellow inmates) were there for me and helped me out when I was in there, ... But it was a bad experience. I don't want to go through that again. . . . I just wanted to do my time and get out of there.
feels good
It feels really good to get that off our back. Now we can just go play.
christian jesus war
The war is really about religion. The war's between Jesus and Muhammad. The Christians say Jesus is the messenger. Muslims say Muhammad is the messenger. Who gives a expletive who the messenger is did you get the message?
school kids ak-47
In Europe, kids learn at least four languages before they're out of high school. But our education system is so underfunded, they go to school to buy heroin and an AK-47.
enough congress bribery
If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.
pyramids space what-if
You know how we built the pyramids? You gotta ask yourself a question always flip the script. What if up was down and down was up? What if you looked down into space standing up on Earth? This is how we built the pyramids.
team long trying
It's definitely a relief that it's over. It's been a long season for us, with ups and downs. But we're going to put it behind us now and we've got to try and be a better team.
mean editing one-day
I remember doing one day of work, and I was so good I ended up doing 25 days on that movie. And all of it ended up on the editing room floor. That was my first Hollywood lesson: Just because you filmed a movie doesn't necessarily mean that you're in it.
moving-forward awkward embarrassing
It was awkward and embarrassing, but you have to go through things, ... I got through it and I'm happy it's over with and I can move forward and start playing.
frustrating wrong-time decided
It was frustrating because I didn't do anything, ... I was at the wrong place at the wrong time, and he decided to punish me. I couldn't do anything about it.
team thinking minnesota
I think some teams shied away because of it, ... But Minnesota stuck with me and I was happy about that.
relief lost bunch
We've lost a bunch on the road, I don't even know how many. It's a relief to get this one.
vacation years captains
He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack.
phones cells lap
My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back.