Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman
Eugene Boris Mirmanis a Russian-born American comedian and writer. Mirman is known for playing Yvgeny Mirminsky on Delocated, and voicing Gene Belcher on the animated comedy Bob's Burgers...
NationalityRussian
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1974
CountryRussian Federation
Eugene Mirman quotes about
fathers-day baby drinking
I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.
summer winter phones
I moved recently and I moved my cable and Internet and phone service which was all provided by Time Warner Cable. And you know, I made a plan with them where they'd come sometime between summer solstice and winter solstice and I would wait.
toss ifs
I don't emphasize the whatevs. I say it as if it's truly a toss-away word.
dog growing-up years
I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, 'Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?' - no problem.
treasure retarded pretending
If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.
dog way six
I can kill a dog in six ways. Five of them are throwing missiles at it.
night apples knowing
To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night in the basement of my dorm, and I promoted and produced my final project, which meant I faxed press releases from an old Apple IIC, or whatever it was, to newspapers, not knowing if that would work or if that's how you do things.
freedom-of-speech want forget
I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?
beer awkward alchemist
You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship.
nice school massachusetts
I went to high school in Lexington, Massachusetts, which in hindsight was very nice.
fire trying wake-up
Try not to wake up on fire.
music party cab-drivers
It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party.
logic fascinated
I'm fascinated by the logic that leads to something.
reason ifs knows
If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is - he's the reason you all live underground.