H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
Henry Louis Menckenwas a German-American journalist, satirist, cultural critic and scholar of American English. Known as the "Sage of Baltimore", he is regarded as one of the most influential American writers and prose stylists of the first half of the twentieth century. As a scholar Mencken is known for The American Language, a multi-volume study of how the English language is spoken in the United States. His satirical reporting on the Scopes trial, which he dubbed the "Monkey Trial", also...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
Date of Birth12 September 1880
CountryUnited States of America
The only way that a government can provide for jobs for all citizens is by deciding what every man should do.
A dull, dark, depressing day in Winter: the whole world looks like a Methodist church at Wednesday night prayer meeting.
As long as the Southern colleges have revivals on their campuses and students get converted to Methodism and join the YMCA and are accepted as gentlemen, it will be impossible to think of the South as civilized...The educated folk of the Old South took theology lightly, and religion to them was hardly more than a charming ritual, useful on solemn occassions.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man.
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Judge: a law student who marks his own examination-papers.
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice.
Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.