Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovichis an American writer. She began her career writing short contemporary romance novels under the pen name Steffie Hall, but gained fame authoring a series of contemporary mysteries featuring Stephanie Plum, a former lingerie buyer from Trenton, New Jersey, who becomes a bounty hunter to make ends meet after losing her job. The novels in this series have been on the New York Times, USA Today, Wall Street Journal and Amazon bestseller lists. Evanovich has had her last seventeen...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth22 April 1943
CitySouth River, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
Stephanie Plum,"I almost never shoot anyone.
-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-
Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?
Nice tackle, babe." Ranger
Nice dress. Take it off.
These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum
There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.
Some people learn from books, some listen to the advice of others, some learn from mistakes. I fit into the last category. So sue me.
Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that's some kind of record.
Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.
He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar
You must be a terrible burden to your mother. I am feeling so sorry for her not to have a proper daughter." Mrs. Apusenja - To the Nines
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.
With the exception of dessert, food is food.