Jay Mohr
Jay Mohr
Jon Ferguson Cox "Jay" Mohris an American actor, comedian and radio host. He is known for his role as Professor Rick Payne in the TV series Ghost Whisperer, the title role in the CBS sitcom Gary Unmarried, which ran from 2008 to 2010, as a featured cast member for two seasons on the sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, and the back-stabbing sports agent Bob Sugar in Jerry Maguire. Mohr also hosts his own podcast Mohr Stories on the SModcast...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth23 August 1970
CityVerona, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's it. Sometimes your friend will go, 'Ever try your left hand? It's like a whole different person.' Yeah, a retarded person.
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.
Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?
If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.
I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get beat up by a guy with that voice? That's not the most masculine voice to take a beating to.
If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.
All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week. It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to be. I went to work feeling nauseous.
I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.
I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.
I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.
I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.