Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
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Whenever there's a new baby in my family, even if I don't know who the father is, I display pictures of it. But only one or two per child. No one wants to see 37 pictures of your grandchild - which is also why you must never carry more than one picture of each grandchild in your wallet.
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We were hoping to meet Mr. Right. We didn't even get a wink.
enjoy happenings
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
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You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
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I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays
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They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.
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Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
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I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
unexpected surprise
In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.
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I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.
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My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating
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Where there is a will there is a way. is an old true saying. He who resolves upon doing a thing, by that very resolution often scales the barriers to it, and secures its achievement. To think we are able, is almost to be so - to determine upon attainment is frequently attainment itself.
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Being Jewish has always been important to me. I now have 6M tattooed on the inside of my left arm. It's only a half-inch, but every time anyone sees it, they're reminded of the six million who perished, and so am I.