John Cleese
John Cleese
John Marwood Cleeseis an English actor, comedian, writer, and film producer. He achieved success at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe and as a scriptwriter and performer on The Frost Report. In the late 1960s, he co-founded Monty Python, the comedy troupe responsible for the sketch show Monty Python's Flying Circus and the four Monty Python films: And Now for Something Completely Different, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian and The Meaning of Life...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionActor
Date of Birth27 October 1939
age bond fantasy nice
When you get to the age of 64 and you can't do one or two of the things that Bond does, it will be a nice little fantasy for me.
Well, the only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it.
almost behaves course man obama sane saying time
I'm not saying Obama is right on everything. Of course not. He may be wrong on a number of things. But what I do know is that he behaves like a very, very sane man almost all the time.
fun party aunt
Political correctness is a bit like a granny, a maiden aunt arriving at a party when everyone's having a good time. And she comes in, they all start sort of buttoning up and becoming self-conscious and behaving properly and then when she leaves, you can have fun again.
funny animal meat
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
funny sarcastic world
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
funny sarcastic trying
Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
funny life sarcastic
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
comedian comedy tricks
By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could learn something, I sort of added that to my repertoire.
funny sarcastic sports
When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.
eels hovercrafts
My hovercraft is full of eels.
holy-grail done rhetorical-question
What have the Romans ever done for us?
television witch exciting
There's nothing good on the television; let's burn a witch. It must have been terribly exciting to live in those times.
significance
The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.