John McCarthy
John McCarthy
levels statement
With no more than six levels of misquotation, any statement can be made to say whatever you wish.
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Committing genocide on behalf of an institution generates greater loyalty to it than merely getting people fired from their jobs on its behalf.
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The SCLC draft has a whole mile of good intentions.
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I mention this out of my customary helpfulness.
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Hardly anyone has noticed that in the Northern Hemisphere people stir their drinks counterclockwise, whereas the same people stir their drinks clockwise when visiting the Southern Hemisphere.
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Clinton can say: in my industry 5/6 of the experienced men are unemployed.
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Microsoft has enough power that there is the potential for antitrust, but people risk playing chicken little (with this accusation).
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The dollar is supported overall in broader terms by the likelihood that rates will move higher here than they do abroad.
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Once a person has killed other people on behalf of an ideology, he becomes rather devoted to it.
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Of course, Third World leaders love you. By ascribing third world ills to First World sins, you absolve them of blame for their countries' failure to advance.
believes extreme optimist
An extreme optimist is a man who believes that humanity will probably survive even if it doesn't take his advice.
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The numbers produced a slightly firmer dollar: they weren't dismal and as a consequence people are taking back some of their short dollar positions.
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The safety and security of our customers is a top priority, and the Port Authority's extensive investments in security projects reflects that commitment.
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If the devastation is as widespread in the Houston and Galveston areas as it was in New Orleans, I can't help but believe it will have a sizable impact on the growth rate of the U.S. economy.