John Mulaney
John Mulaney
John Edmund Mulaneyis an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work as a writer on Saturday Night Liveand as a standup comedian. He was the creator and star of the Fox sitcom Mulaney, a semi-autobiographical series which aired from October 2014 until its cancellation in February 2015...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 August 1982
CountryUnited States of America
gay towns homeless
Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.
fun relief heroin
It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin,
relief introvert heroin
In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
book names garbage
Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines
tables rooms sometimes
I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.
nice crazy people
It's nice when you're nervous and everybody's like, "Yeah, you should be nervous." Because a lot of times you're anxious and people say, "Relax. Shut up." And that just feels like, Well, I guess I'm also crazy.
two badness compare
If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.
dad saving accounts
All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
fun opinion standing-there
Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldnt be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it.
fun made being-made-fun
I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me.
talking comedian fine
I'm a very straightforward person. But that's fine for a comedian. Because a lot of times you're talking about everyone else.
swings sides kind
I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?
writing done matter
I remember writing standup jokes without having done sets. But as soon as I did my first set, it didn't matter. Everything I thought would work didn't work. And everything I was iffy on was funny.
jobs president world
Being president looks like the worst job in the world.