Josh Billings
Josh Billings
Josh Billings was the pen name of 19th-century American humorist Henry Wheeler Shaw. He was a famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States, perhaps second only to Mark Twain, during the latter half of the 19th century...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth21 April 1818
CityLanesborough, MA
CountryUnited States of America
errors doorways sticks
Error will slip through a crack, while truth will stick in a doorway.
rich trouble
It isn't so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich.
advice despise hate
We hate those who will not take our advice and despise those who do
american-comedian knowledge
Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.
rich trouble wealth
It ain't so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich.
borrow income money within
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so
brains critic demands good judgment possess
To be a good critic demands more brains and judgment than most men possess
knowledge
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
american-comedian people
The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.
american-comedian bring child travel
To bring up a child in the way he should go - travel that way yourself.
armed fist four gets hath quarrel
Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, and four times he who gets his fist in fust
opportunity rare-opportunities knows
Occasions are rare; and those, who know how to seize upon them, are rarer.
funny witty memories
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
eat living
If it wasn't for faith, there would be no living in this world; we couldn't even eat hash with any safety.