Judy Gold
Judy Gold
Judy Goldis an American standup comedian, actress, television writer, and producer. She won two Daytime Emmy Awards for her work as a writer and producer on The Rosie O'Donnell Show. She has also been involved in many projects in various roles, including the television series All-American Girl and HBO At the Multiplex segments where she asks humorous questions of unexpecting moviegoers...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth15 November 1962
CityNewark, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
People always think you have a lot of money when they see you on TV.
I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks.
Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh.
I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don't go in, they're anti-Semitic.'
I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners.
I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.
I realize as I get older that stand-up is a huge part of who I am. I think I'll do it for the rest of my life.
I do believe that it's something that we don't talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much simpler. Because you don't have to think, which people apparently don't like to do.
I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player.
There is no reason to be ashamed of who you are.
Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite.
Women risked their lives for the right to vote. When I hear people say, 'Oh, I'm not gonna vote,' I just wanna tear their heart out.
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.
We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.