Katharine Whitehorn

Katharine Whitehorn
Katharine Elizabeth Whitehorn CBEis a British journalist, writer, and columnist who is known for her wit and humour and as a keen observer of the changing role of women...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionJournalist
british-actor defensive divide hats offensive three
Hats divide into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.
blow wind intelligence
The wind of change, whatever it is, blows most freely through an open mind ...
gowns awful comfort
There's comfort to an awful old dressing-gown a pretty peignoir is powerless to provide, and aging bra elastic, is, I suspect, as near to liberation as most women ever get.
sore-throat good-listener talkers
A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
sports boys thinking
I used to think the only use for sport was to give small boys something else to kick besides me.
marriage interesting drs
A good marriage is like Dr Who's Tardis: small and banal from the outside but spacious and interesting from within.
weed next come-up
Next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.
smart book reading
It has long been my boast that I can read or eat anything. But unfortunately, although I eat like a Hoover, I read so slowly that I am always on the smart book three years after everyone else has finished.
wedding nice men
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
sports dark umpires
I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.
witty children zips
Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force ... except occasionally.
bores-you heaven hell
In hell they will bore you, in heaven you will bore them.
weed nature years
Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.
horse thinking age
[On Malcolm Muggeridge:] He thinks he was knocked off his horse by God, like St. Paul on the road to Damascus. His critics think he simply fell off it from old age.