Mark Thomas
Mark Thomas
Mark Clifford Thomasis an English comedian, presenter, political satirist and journalist from south London. He first became known as a guest comic on the BBC Radio 1 comedy show The Mary Whitehouse Experience in the late 1980s. He is best known for political stunts on his show, The Mark Thomas Comedy Product on Channel 4. Thomas describes himself as a "libertarian anarchist"...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth11 April 1963
CityLondon, England
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apparently close closing government grail holy knew records safety secure security seems sudden trust
I don't know why all of a sudden the holy grail of security and safety is now closing records. It seems to me we would be more secure if we knew what was going on around us. ... Apparently there are those in government who want to close all these records and say, 'We'll keep you safe, trust us.
clients course various
In a course of a year, we have about 100 clients who come in to live for various amounts of time.
biggest environment india investment issue less likely obviously remains
The biggest issue in India obviously remains the regulatory environment, which makes the near-term investment in India likely to be significantly less than the investment which we see in China.
bless boy campaign dresses global involved pick saves thai work worry year
I have a small Thai boy who dresses me and every year I let him pick what campaign I am going to work on. It saves me having to worry about it and, bless him, it makes him feel involved in the struggle for global liberation.
awful challenge huge quality service
I'm horrified. We're all gay! You can say a lot of things about Cafeteria in Miami. I know we've had awful service at times and we're very aware. It's been a huge challenge to keep quality people. But not homophobia.
major problems progress region
In this region we have major problems, especially Cambodia, Thailand, but progress is being made.
bible john reading spiritual
John 13 will have all your answers. Reading the Bible is like a spiritual bath.
market recognized welcome
It is a welcome development that the Halifax has recognized which way the market is going.
armed british british-comedian danger frisbee plastic shot toy
Were British protesters, armed with little more than a frisbee and a bag of plastic toy soldiers, really in danger of being shot by the US military in Gloucestershire?
areas great minority problems realize relatively though
We realize that even though these areas were thought to be relatively affluent, there?s still great problems here, especially when it comes to migrant minority communities.
religion atheism different
Fundamentalists of different religions have more in common with each other than they do with the moderates of their own religions.
christian atheist believe
Christians and Jews don't believe in Allah or Brahma. Hindus don't believe in Yahweh or Allah. Muslims don't believe in Brahma or Yahweh. Atheists agree with all of them.
christian atheist rude
Christians often threaten atheists with eternal torture. But if we say that they're delusional, they will tell us that we're being rude.
absolutely came matter plays
Those 3-point plays were absolutely huge. It doesn't matter how you get them, only that you do at the right time. And Kelsey's came at the right time.