Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
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Such a laugh was money in a man's pocket, because it cut down on the doctor's bills like everything.
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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin
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A crowded police court docket is the surest of all signs that trade is brisk and money plenty
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Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a bitterness when you expected more.
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Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute-but they all worship money.
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I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.
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Geological time is not money.
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I went to the circus, and loafed around the back side till the watchman went by, and then dived in under the tent. I had my twenty-dollar gold piece and some other money, but I reckoned I better save it.... I ain't opposed to spending money on circuses, when there ain't no other way, but there ain't no use in wasting it on them.
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Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.
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If all men were rich, all men would be poor.
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His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
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Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.
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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.