Merrill Markoe
Merrill Markoe
Merrill Markoe is an American author, television writer, and sometime standup comedian...
ProfessionScreenwriter
Date of Birth13 August 1948
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I, too, have never seen an episode of Moesha, and even more amazing, I have never even read a TV Guide description of an episode.
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A few last men to beware: guys who won't remove their hats and sunglasses - they think you're too thick to notice the stuff they think they're hiding.
dog sadness ceilings
I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.
grateful way fortunate
I am deeply grateful for the life I do have. In many ways, I am very fortunate.
nightmare moments complete-happiness
Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.
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Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a skateboarding competition while you are dressed to go to a nice restaurant, this is not a good sign.
echoes childhood training
The whole narcissism and echo syndrome is usually the result of early childhood training. Those are very hard habits for anyone to break.
dog might taught
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.
dog children self
My dogs, the only creatures on the planet marked by my singular nurturing imprint, have all turned out to be rude and self-absorbed. In all likelihood, if they were children instead of dogs, I would have foisted more Charlie Sheens or Kardashians onto our crumbling culture.
two important sections
The day is divided into two important sections: Mealtimes and everything else.
emotional moments imagine
As you can imagine this is a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the only woman he would ever cheat on.
dog home intelligent
We are pretty sure that we and our pets share the same reality, until one day we come home to find that our wistful, intelligent friend who reminds us of our better self has decided a good way to spend the day is to open a box of Brillo pads, unravel a few, distribute some throughout the house, and eat or wear all the rest. And we shake our heads in an inability to comprehend what went wrong here.
adorable people dresses
Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it.
issues guy trendy
A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.