Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt
Patton Peter Oswaltis an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor and voice actor, known for roles such as Spencer Olchin in the sitcom The King of Queens, voicing Remy in the film Ratatouille and playing multiple identical brothers on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth27 January 1969
CityPortsmouth, VA
CountryUnited States of America
Patton Oswalt quotes about
reaction
I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wrong.
hippie gay needs
We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
ducks daffy-duck bugs
I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.
long-ago evil humanity
We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.
friday couple home
If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday, go do a couple theaters Friday, Saturday, maybe Sunday, come home.
kentucky cards corporations
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.
romance three steel
I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.
personality grew grew-up
I grew up in such a featureless, personality-less suburb. There was nothing to push against.
nerd stereotype outcast
I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast.
metric-system metrics familiar
I'm not familiar with the metric system.
clothes car house
I look pretty nondescript. I don't go out of my way to... I don't express my personality with my clothes, with my car or my, you know, house. I express with my personality; so as far as what I wear - I don't really care about that.
fire comedian sitting
Before doing my first open mic, I was sitting in the back watching all these comedians banter back and forth and fire jokes and up each other, and I thought, 'This is where I wanna be.'
humanity remember reactions
I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wrong.
happy-life media people
There is a part of my generation that is not on social media because they have happy lives and they're not trying to connect with anybody. And there are other people who are on social media because they need to connect.