Paul Rodriguez
Paul Rodriguez
Paul Rodriguezis a Mexican-American stand-up comedian and actor...
NationalityMexican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth19 January 1955
CityCuliacan, Mexico
CountryMexico
awesome bond greater recognize
I think it is awesome that we get to recognize the different schools. I think it put a greater bond in us right now.
careful children himself hope sleep
We would hope ... that he doesn't sleep with children anymore, ... He just has to be careful how he conducts himself around children.
adult anybody prove
Those are adult magazines. Anybody can own them, ... It doesn't prove the charge.
champions eligible fight heavier light lunch talking title weight
We're talking about champions when there were real weight classes, too. Now, you can have a light lunch and be eligible to fight for a title in a heavier division.
animal begging cow die eating farm god met next prepared time wrong
Whats wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more reasons? I never met an animal more prepared to die than a cow. Next time you go to the farm look at a cow in the eyes, it is begging you for a bullet.
dad himself shy talk took
I'm a real shy guy. I don't really talk at all. My dad is the opposite, ... I see how he handles himself with fans, so I just kind of subconsciously took notes. Sometimes I see myself, and I'm like 'Whoa, this is how my dad acts.'
stupid eye thinking
What?s wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more reasons? I never met an animal more prepared to die than a cow. Next time you go to the farm look at a cow in the eyes, it is begging you for a bullet.
animal people protect
Animals don't have anyone to protect them. If we don't stand up, the people who are harming animals will never get stopped.
dream kids goal
My goal, my dream has already come true. Every kid's dream is to become a pro skater, you know? Not only have I become a pro skater, but to me personally, I ride for the best sponsors there are. That's even more than I ever expected... I didn't skate to please everyone else. I started skating because I love to skate. you gotta watch out because there will come a point where you'll forget that.
war teaching army
Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.
sports animal hunting
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.
It's under warranty and all, but it's a hassle,
accomplish almost coming dream imagined run street stunned
It's like a dream coming true, ... So when you actually accomplish it, you almost don't know how to react. You imagined you'd run up and down the street screaming, but you're just stunned instead. Like, 'Is this real?'
hours talk
You could talk about this for hours and you would come up with different names, a different list, every 30 minutes,