Peter Baynham
Peter Baynham
Peter Baynhamis a Welsh comedian, screenwriter, and performer...
NationalityWelsh
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth28 June 1963
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I'm nostalgic for the future I knew as a kid. Back then, it was a lovely, bleepy, heavenly land populated by svelte men in white polo necks, who would lounge on big white sofas sipping blue wine from big glass globes, beside women like the ones on the covers of Hedkandi chill out compilations.
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I was a pedantic child. I'd get really annoyed at the logic of small things that don't bother anyone else.
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Christmas movies, it's a hard thing to do. The danger is you just end up with a Hollywood star with a Santa beard. You risk it being fake and cheesy and not real.
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The redemption plot is one of the oldest story shapes.
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The future's come and gone; it's a thing of the past. That once impossibly exotic expression 'the year 2000,' for so long evocative of silver suits and robots in pinnies, now feels antiquated.
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So many Christmas films either are twee, or try and go super edgy, then stick on something Christmassy at the end of the movie.
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It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows.