Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh is the husband of Queen Elizabeth II. He is the longest-serving consort of a reigning British monarch and the oldest-ever male member of the British royal family...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionRoyalty
Date of Birth10 June 1921
CityCorfu, Greece
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Do you still throw spears at each filmother?
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Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?
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You managed not to get eaten then?
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You look like you're ready for bed!
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I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.
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You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.
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The bastards murdered half my family
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Dontopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it
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We live in what virtually amounts to a museum -- which does not happen to a lot of people.
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The biggest waste of water in the country is when you spend half a pint and flush two gallons.
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It's no use saying do this, do that, don't do that ... it's very easy when children want something to say no immediately. I think it's quite important not to give an unequivocal answer at once. Much better to think it over. Then, if you eventually say no, I think they really accept it.
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It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!
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It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.
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If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.