Prince Philip
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Prince Philip
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh is the husband of Queen Elizabeth II. He is the longest-serving consort of a reigning British monarch and the oldest-ever male member of the British royal family...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionRoyalty
Date of Birth10 June 1921
CityCorfu, Greece
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British women can't cook.
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During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.
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If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
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Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
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What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.
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Do you still throw spears at each filmother?
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It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.
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It is frequently more rewarding merely to ask pertinent questions. It may get someone to go and look for an answer.
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No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.
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And what exotic part of the world do you come from?
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The French don't know how to cook breakfast.
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You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
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If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.
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Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.