Ronnie Barker
Ronnie Barker
Ronald William George "Ronnie" Barker, OBEwas an English actor, comedian and writer. He was known for roles in British comedy television series such as Porridge, The Two Ronnies and Open All Hours...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth25 September 1929
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
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If I was as rich as Rockefeller I'd be richer than Rockefeller, because I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the side.
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It's better to make people laugh than cry.
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The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
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But first, the news: The House of Commons was sealed off today after police chased an escaped lunatic through the front door during Prime Minister's question time. A spokesman at Scotland Yard said it was like looking for a needle in a haystack.
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Next week we'll be investigating rumours that the president of the dairy council has become a Mason, and goes around giving his colleagues the 'secret milkshake.'