Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhardis an American comedian, singer, actress and author. She first gained attention in the late 1970s with her stand-up comedy in which she often bitterly critiques celebrity culture and political figures. Bernhard is number 97 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 June 1955
CityFlint, MI
CountryUnited States of America
feel-good news world
When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?
dream integrity people
That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
cookies variables cutters
Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.
my-family brady-bunch bunch
My family wasn't the Brady Bunch. They were the Broody Bunch.
actresses lips hollywood
I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips.
depressing night waiting
It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.
wings giving people
Things are so scary and intimidating with AIDS and the right wing that people are looking for somebody to just give them safe harbors.
feminism kind basics
You have to take the basics of feminism and the kind of outline of it and do what you do with it. You have to make things work for your own life.
supportive return involved
I've always gotten myself overly involved in supporting other women who've not always been as supportive in return.
sacrifice people comfort
Morality is standing by your friends, standing by people when it's not popular. It's sacrificing things on a big international stage, and sometimes it's sacrificing your basic comforts.
work-out vision stuff
When you're collaborating with somebody who's got a lot of stuff they haven't worked out yet, you're working out their vision as well.
knowledge soothing continuity
When you have a knowledge of history, it's very soothing. When there's continuity in your life, it's soothing.
fabulous dresses bigs
Onstage, I'm still wearing my fabulous, sheer dresses because I'm not that big.
moral judgment whole
There's this whole sense of judgment and who's right and who's wrong and who's moral and who's going to be punished.