Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
favorite gadget home theatre
Dilbert's favorite gadget is his home theatre system.
cents financial impact owe
It has no real financial impact on me. And I'm not the angry-getting type. If they prorated my subscription fee, I think they owe me 85 cents or something like that.
allergic gives life
Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade."Dilbert: "But I'm allergic to citrus."Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die.
erase thousand
One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys
nuisance
If you become a nuisance ... they're not going to like you.
dating religion principles
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
numbers alzheimers my-best-friend
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.
humor technology mail
I get mail; therefore I am.
blogging coworker turns
Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.
rest-of-life
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
moral-behavior life-happens gray-area
There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens.
resources
Failure is a resource that can be managed,
lines cynicism fine
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
weasels humans err-is-human
To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.