Si Robertson
Si Robertson
Silas Merritt Robertson, known as Si Robertson and often referred to as "Uncle Si", is an American television personality, preacher, hunter, outdoorsman, retired U.S. Army soldier, and duck-call maker at Duck Commander. He is best known for his role on A&E's Duck Dynasty, on which he has emerged as the breakout character. He has also appeared on other shows such as the Outdoor Channel's Buck Commander and The Duckmen of Louisiana...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionReality Star
Date of Birth27 April 1948
CityVivian, LA
CountryUnited States of America
I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
My wife asked me about that: "What happened to your beard?" I said, "What are you talking about?" She said, "Hey, the right side is shorter than the left." I said, "You gotta be kidding me." So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, "I don't know, that's just the way it grows."
I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.
Everything I say is 95% truthful.
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
I don't know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, 'Hey, you've got less than two months to live and there's nothing we can do for you.' Who do they turn to when you're given something that earth shattering?
You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!
I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.