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Writing is simple. First you have to make sure you have plenty of paper... sharp pencils... typewriter ribbon. Then put your belly up to your desk... roll a sheet of paper into the typewriter... and stare at it until beads of blood appear on your forehead.
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When someone you greatly admire and respect appears to be thinking deep thoughts, they are probably thinking about lunch.
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The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you just learned this morning.
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It is a psychological fact that you can influence your environment and thoughts. If you do so consciously and with high purpose, you can change your habits and attitudes for the better.
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Last week is the time you should have either bought or sold, depending on what you didn't do.
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People are know by the company they keep. Companies are known by the people they keep.
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When you're in the right, you can afford to keep your temper. When in the wrong, you can't afford to lose it.
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You are a slave to what you do say, a master of what you don't say.
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Our prejudices are our robbers, they rob us valuable things in life.
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Our country is the only one in the world with a national anthem that the last two words are Play Ball!
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Our wisdom comes usually from our experience, and our experience comes largely from our experience.
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Reputations will continue to be made by many acts and be lost by one.
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Remember the turtle -- He never makes any progress till he sticks his neck out.
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Remember that the horse that finishes a neck ahead wins the race.