Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper
Thomas Frederick Cooperwas a British prop comedian and magician. Cooper was a member of the Magic Circle, and respected by traditional magicians. He was famed for his red fez, and his appearance was large and lumbering, at 6 feet 4 inchesand more than 15 stonein weight. On 15 April 1984, Cooper collapsed, and died soon afterwards, from a heart attack on live national television...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionMagician
Date of Birth19 March 1921
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
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A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot.
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I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!
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Wild Turkey is my friend. Old friends can meet any time. They're easy together like that. I poured myself a large one and lit a Benny. Brunch.
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I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
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I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!
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I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy.
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A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.
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A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My chips are too hot.
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I always sit in the tail end of a plane, always. You never hear of an plane backing into a mountain.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'