Tony Parsons
Tony Parsons
thinking age
I don't think much of anything I wrote before the age of 30.
thinking police waste
I can't think of a bigger waste of police time than chasing somebody who has said something offensive on Twitter.
tattoo looks individual
A tattoo doesn't make you look like an individual.
sweet toughness
I am a sweet old softy, but it took toughness to get through what I went through.
fighting british ashamed
The British - who rarely start a fight, but always know how to finish it - have nothing to be ashamed of.