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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
guy bad-guys
You have to kill the bad guy. Dino De Laurentiis
guy patterns laying-down
Or certainly I would need time - which I would love to have but there almost never is on a film - to just spend a week with a roomful of guys laying down these patterns. Danny Elfman
guy uncertain wanted
I was deeply uncertain of who I was and who I wanted to be. I really thought I wanted to be a much cooler guy than what I was. Daniel Ek
guy want my-favorite
Guy Kay is probably my favorite and the writer I most want to emulate. David B. Coe
guy kind being-myself
Guys I’m kind of nutty, but you have to understand that that’s all just me being myself. Darren Criss
guy generations my-family
I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family. Dave Attell
guy
I'm not really a music guy.
guy tvs fit
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
guy three baltimore
You shoot another guy—well, okay, this is Baltimore. You shoot three guys, it’s time to admit you have a problem. David Simon