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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny new-year writing
I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right? Catherine O'Hara
funny witty children
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett
tired trying enjoy
I'm never tired of going to the studio. I enjoy recording and documenting everything and trying new things. Aretha Franklin
tired voice listening
I'm so glad this is the last day of these thing, I get so tired of listening to my own voice. Catherine McCormack
tired tyrants people
Nothing is so opportune for tyrants as a people tired of its liberty. Alan Keyes
tired attachment letters
She is probably by this time as tired of me, as I am of her; but as she is too Polite and I am too civil to say so, our letters are still as frequent and affectionate as ever, and our Attachment as firm and sincere as when it first commenced. Jane Austen
tired men people
I get so tired of people acting like, you know, black men and women never help each other, never support each other. bell hooks
tired loving-you want
My students tell me, we don't want to love! We're tired of being loving! And I say to them, if you're tired of being loving, then you haven't really been loving, because when you are loving you have more strength. bell hooks
tired people listening
Everyone else had the look of tired patience people always got when listening to a sermon, no matter what the century. Connie Willis
tired kids ideas
Tired of nagging your kids to hurry up, get dressed, drink their milk and brush their teeth? Here's a radical idea: Don't. Bruce Feiler
tired exercise mind
My mind becomes tired, and perhaps some of yours do. If so, go and exercise your bodies. Brigham Young
night self water
It is easy to forget how mysterious and mighty stories are. They do their work in silence, invisibly. They work with all the internal materials of your mind and self. They become part of you while changing you. Beware the stories you read or tell; subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. Ben Okri
night light
They say in the darkest night there is a light beyond Art Garfunkel
night long-ago wind
So here is my story, may it bring Some smiles and a tear or so, It happened once upon a time, Far away, and long ago, Outside the night wind keens and wails, Come listen to me, the Teller of Tales! Brian Jacques
night cities kansas-city
In spite of the incident, my experience in Kansas City was wonderful and I thank all the warm and supportive people, including so many veterans, who came to welcome me last night. Jane Fonda
night behind-the-scenes saturday
The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian. Jamie Farr
night europe bulls
It's like night and day... to do business, in Europe, there is no bull, they are pretty straightforward. Caprice Bourret
night people sorrow
When I look out on such a night as this, I feel as if there could be neither wickedness nor sorrow in the world; and there certainly would be less of both if the sublimity of Nature were more attended to, and people were carried more out of themselves by contemplating such a scene. Jane Austen
night vampire culture
Popular culture no longer craves archangels and new dawns. Pop culture traffics in vampires and deads of night. James Wolcott
night thinking eight
For every album, I look at where I'm at in my career and think of a title that kind of represents that. And for me, 'Night Train' was kind of a metaphor for where things have gone, from being on one bus with 12 other guys, pulling a trailer my first few years on the road, to now. We're out here with six or seven buses and eight or nine semis. Jason Aldean