Famous Quotes & Sayings

Leonard Cohen

You have to keep cracking yourself open or you become a parody of yourself.

Al Yankovic

I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

Bruce McCall

You can parody almost anything.

Sara Blakely

When something I can't control happens, I ask myself : where is the hidden gift, where is the positive in this?

Richard M. Nixon

I can take it. The tougher it gets, the cooler I get.

Willa Cather

I ain't got time to learn. I can work like mans now.

Whoopi Goldberg

It never occurs to me that there are things I can't do.

Kelsey Grammer

What I can control is how I react. I can't control anything else.

Linda Tripp

I can live with myself.

Charles Spurgeon

I can find ten more who will die for the Bible for every one who will actually read it.

Cat Deeley

I can't dance at all by myself.

Bob Saget

Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.

Dick Durbin

I offer my apologies to those that were offended by my words.

Noam Chomsky

If you are not offending people who ought to be offended, you're doing something wrong.

Marco Rubio

These terrorists aren't trying to kill us because we offended them. They attack us because they want to impose their view of the world on as many people as they can, and America is standing in their way.

Joyce Meyer

If someone has offended you, start sowing forgiveness. You may need some yourself someday.

John Bartlett

You have the right to be offended or not to be offended.

Billy Connolly

I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.

Brad Williams

Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.

Tucker Max

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

Patsy Cline

Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the the ones I keep to myself.