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Richard Pryor I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.
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Walter Bagehot Women--one half the human race at least--care fifty times more for a marriage than a ministry.
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Robert Louis Stevenson Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes.
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Robert Louis Stevenson You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.
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Sarah Fielding There is yet another kind of matrimonial dialect (which naturally succeeds this of talking at each other), which may very properlybe styled The Language Contradictory.... In the former, however plain the object of satire may be exhibited to the whole company, yet there always remains some little covering.... But in this last method, the defiance becomes more open and the impetuosity with which these contradictions are uttered (although the subjects of them are often of the most indifferent nature) evidently prove that they arise from passion.
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Richard D. James My filing system's really crap because I can never decide whether to sort things by studio, or year, or where I lived.
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Richard D. James I've always got to change something. All the tracks I've done in the last five years were made in like six different studios. It gets a bit complicated.
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Robbie Coltraine Once you've been doing anything for twenty-five years people start to notice you.
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Rob Sheffield Not being able to protect her from things was the most frightening thing I'd ever felt, and it kicked in as soon as we got together. With every year we spent together, I became more conscious that I now had an infinitely expanding number of reasons to be afraid. I had something to lose.
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Rob Chapman I'm an avowed modernist. I'm for the new thing. I came to the conclusion many years ago that rock music is essentially a conservative form.
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Rob Chapman The way I have progressed as a writer over the years is to try and stay true to the principles I absorbed.
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Rob Halford They were and still are a groundbreaking band. Even though they haven't released any new music in ages, you can put on the first Black Sabbath album and it still sounds as fresh today as it did 30-odd years ago. And that's because great music has a timeless ability: To me, Sabbath are in the same league as the Beatles or Mozart. They're on the leading edge of something extraordinary.
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Richard P. Feynman If the professors of English will complain to me that the students who come to the universities, after all those years of study, still cannot spell 'friend,' I say to them that something's the matter with the way you spell friend.
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Richard M. Nixon Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
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Rick Riordan I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...
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Seth Green The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.
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Jack Kevorkian I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.
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