Quotes about toilets
toilets paper problem
Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come. Woody Allen
toilets unions bathroom
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. Richard M. Nixon
toilets today succeed
Getting fired can produce a particularly bountiful payday for a CEO. Indeed, he can 'earn' more in that single day, while cleaning out his desk, than an American worker earns in a lifetime of cleaning toilets. Forget the old maxim about nothing succeeding like success: Today, in the executive suite, the all-too-prevalent rule is that nothing succeeds like failure. Warren Buffett
toilets paper toilet-paper
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me. Joel Madden
toilets toilet-seat opening
I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat Andy Warhol
toilets plumbing
I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing... Rick Riordan
toilets bathroom made
The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely. Seth Green
toilets cleaning demeaning
I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets. Jack Kevorkian
toilets hush-hush minutes
She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifying Becca Fitzpatrick
toilets dentist miniatures
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. Bill Cosby
toilets hogwarts toilet-seat
We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat! J. K. Rowling
toilets reason process
The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet. Orson Scott Card