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toilets paper problem
Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come. Woody Allen
toilets unions bathroom
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. Richard M. Nixon
toilets today succeed
Getting fired can produce a particularly bountiful payday for a CEO. Indeed, he can 'earn' more in that single day, while cleaning out his desk, than an American worker earns in a lifetime of cleaning toilets. Forget the old maxim about nothing succeeding like success: Today, in the executive suite, the all-too-prevalent rule is that nothing succeeds like failure. Warren Buffett
toilets maids favorites-things
I was a maid, so cleaning toilets wasn't my favorite thing, but honestly, standing outside all day in the cold was worse. Kristin Bauer van Straten
toilets cleaning movie-making
Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets. Klaus Kinski
toilets reassuring bodily-functions
There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits. Margaret Atwood
toilets disease pregnant
You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets. Rainbow Rowell
toilets paper wanted
If we all had what we wanted to eat... We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry. Jim Thompson
toilets paper toilet-paper
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me. Joel Madden
maids ugly action
Prudence is a rich, ugly, old maid courted by incapacity. William Blake
maids shade might
Me wretched! Let me curr to quercine shades! Effund your albid hausts, lactiferous maids! O, might I vole to some umbrageous clump,-- Depart,--be off,--excede,--evade,--erump! Oliver Wendell Holmes
maids manners politeness
Politeness, however, acts the lady's maid to our thoughts; and they are washed, dressed, curled, rouged, and perfumed, before they are presented to the public ... Letitia Elizabeth Landon
maids week
I'd rather make $700 a week playing a maid than earn $7 a day being a maid. Hattie McDaniel
maids blushing modest
The blushing beauties of a modest maid. John Dryden
maids lacking old-maids
What an old maid I'm getting to be. lacking the courage to be in love with death! Arthur Rimbaud
maids faces study
It's worth living abroad to study up on genteel and delicate manners. The maid smiles continuously; she smiles like a duchess on a stage, while at the same time it is clear from her face that she is exhausted from overwork. Anton Chekhov
maids cypresses fairness
Come away, come away, death, And in sad cypres let me be laid; Fly away, fly away, breath; I am slain by a fair cruel maid. William Shakespeare
maids meg common
You know what Arnold Schwarzenegger and Meg Whitman have in common? They both got in trouble for stiffing the maid. Jay Leno
favorites-things bones reproducing
aren't you, uh... reproducing? "sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. Cassandra Clare
favorites-things performing things-to-do
I love performing live: it's my very favorite thing to do. Lil' Romeo
favorites-things my-favorite things-to-do
My favorite thing to do is eat and eat well. Lena Olin
favorites-things my-favorite barbecue
I love barbecue, its my favorite thing to eat. David Nail
favorites-things firsts my-favorite
Probably my favorite thing about watching a movie that I'm in the first time is to see all the things I didn't know were happening in a scene around me. Ed Helms
favorites-things kind my-favorite
Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act. Brian Posehn
favorites-things cameras my-favorite
One of my favorite things to do is be in front of the camera and act. Angie Everhart
favorites-things my-favorite tweet
I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not. Max Greenfield
favorites-things fiction my-favorite
One of my favorite things about supernatural fiction is its vast array of creatures. Jeaniene Frost