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funny sweet ice
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny goodbye pregnancy
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'. Dean Martin
funny thinking literature
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. Chuck Palahniuk
funny thinking play
Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're absolutely earnest. If you're really serious, it's hilarious. Christopher Walken
funny interesting watches
I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds.
funny people guy
Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it's not offensive, it's funny?
funny scary connections
There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.
funny thinking people
I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny.
funny war thinking
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny. Christopher Meloni
dog atheist fear
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. . . . Dogs do not ritually urinate in the hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain. Asses do not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by abstinence from cat's meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into benevolence. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough. Aldous Huxley
dog zero cat
In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration. Doug Larson
dog home school
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
dog morning animal
The first thing I do each morning is get out of bed and give my dog, Audrey, a hug. She's a Jack Russell. I think having an animal is a wonderful thing, particularly dogs. They are great levelers, there's no nonsense with them, and they just want simple affection. Donatella Versace
dog art uncles
[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast. Don Herold
dog character men
As men and women of character and of faith in the soundness of democratic methods, we must work like dogs to justify that faith. Dwight D. Eisenhower
dog girlfriend night
I like to wake up late, around 11 A.M., especially if I have been out the night before. Then I go to brunch with either my friends or my girlfriend. I then like to just chill out: read the papers, read some scripts and then take it very easy. If it's sunny, I go for a walk with my dog, Niles, in the countryside. Douglas Booth
dog creativity ice-cream
I began by tinkering around with some old tunes I knew. Then, just to try something different, I set to putting some music to the rhythm that I used in jerking ice-cream sodas at the Poodle Dog. I fooled around with the tune more and more until at last, lo and behold, I had completed my first piece of finished music. Duke Ellington
dog kind appearance
He had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed -- a kind of amiable absurdity. Dorothy L. Sayers
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett