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Arlo Guthrie What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
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Jimmy Roy We have a small, tight family. I left home at a young age and the best thing for me was to go home at Christmas-time and spend time with my family and friends. It's kind of funny, most people do turkey and all the trimmings, but we would have a big seafood festival because it's the only time of the year that we'd eat it. We never really went caroling, but once in a while we'd got out for a sleigh ride
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Louis C. K. One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.
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John Leo The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: "Some assembly required."
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Dave Barry My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness.
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Bryan White Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.
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Andy Borowitz Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
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Andy Borowitz Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
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Carl Jung Of course, I didn't kill them. They're just taking a little ... siesta, that's all.
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Rob Zombie I'm psychotically involved in every tiny little aspect. That's just the way I've been about everything my whole life.
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Richard Baxter Nothing can be rightly known, if God be not known; nor is any study well managed, nor to any great purpose, if God is not studied. We know little of the creature, till we know it as it stands related to the Creator.
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Renzo Piano A builder is like a little god - somebody who does things, doesnt just draw things.
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Rebecca West it is necessary that we should all have a little of the will to die, because otherwise we would find the performance of our biological duty of death too difficult.
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Russell Brand Fear travels fast. Love travels a little more slowly. Rationale takes a little more consideration.
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Russell Brand As a person I'm a little more doubtful, introspective and analytical.
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Ron Chernow I'm a biographer; I can live with a little hyperbole.
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Umberto Eco Yes, I know, it's not the truth, but in a great history little truths can be altered so that the greater truth emerges.
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S. Walker I was cheering our guys on and watching those guys celebrate in the other dugout. It would have been tough for us to hold in our emotions if we were in the same situation.
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Justin Doellman It has been a tough week for us. A lot of things have gone wrong, but we're moving on. We've got to take this win, celebrate it tonight and look forward to Saint Joe's (on Tuesday).
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Al Thornton I was just trying to celebrate with the fans. I didn't know they were going to rush the court.
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Sam Walton Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures.
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Ram Kapoor Platinum for me signifies everlasting love, which needs to be celebrated in the most special way.
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David Power Regardless, that's a couple of weeks from now. For right now we're going to celebrate our team's first Top Fuel win!
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John Tschohl Recognition is another important element of empowerment. Employees who make empowered decisions should be recognized and rewarded. Celebrate them. Feature them in the company publication. Give them a prime parking spot near the front door for a week. Throw a pizza party. By doing so, you are sending a message to the rest of the workforce that empowerment is important.
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Rafael Benitez I prefer to talk about this game, to celebrate our victory and to show respect for my players,
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Stephen Rehage In the course of the past few weeks, the outpouring of support from not only the music industry, but from people from all walks of life, who want to come together to celebrate New Orleans has been tremendous.