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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny birthday beauty
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. Coco Chanel
funny problem said
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. Bob Edwards
funny humor people
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Billy Connolly
funny witty humorous
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
thanksgiving toast
Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide. Stephen Evans
thanksgiving thank-god fans
I haven't had that many weird encounters with fans, thank God. Vin Diesel
thanksgiving thankful gratitude
When our perils are past, shall our gratitude sleep? George Canning
thanksgiving military alex
Always expect the unexpected. Right around Thanksgiving, when the new Alex Cross will be out. It's called Four Blind Mice and it's a pretty amazing story about several murders inside the military. James Patterson
thanksgiving gratitude kindness
Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse. Henry Van Dyke
thanksgiving gratitude dark
Remember God's bounty in the year. String the pearls of His favor. Hide the dark parts, except so far as they are breaking out in light! Give this one day to thanks, to joy, to gratitude! Henry Ward Beecher
thanksgiving turkeys los-angeles
I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. Arnold Schwarzenegger
thanksgiving time
Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude. Nigel Hamilton
thanksgiving cheer holiday
Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. William Shakespeare
stupid decision impulsive
When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions. Brian Bosworth
stupid men knowing
Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all. Jane Austen
stupid young
At least when you're young you're also stupid. Douglas Coupland
stupid government mexican
Our politicians are stupid.And the Mexican government is much smarter, much sharper, much more cunning. And they send the bad ones over because they don't want to pay for them. They don't want to take care of them. Donald Trump
stupid thinking enemy
The enemy [in Iraq] pulls back. We think we're doing well. Well, they pull back. They're not stupid. And then after we leave, you see what happened.
stupid people trump
These are stupid people that say, `Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?' I didn't go bankrupt.
stupid leader politician
Our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid.
stupid expression humanitarian
Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice. Adolf Hitler
stupid numbers people
All propaganda must be so popular and on such an intellectual level, that even the most stupid of those towards whom it is directed will understand it. Therefore, the intellectual level of the propaganda must be lower the larger the number of people who are to be influenced by it.