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absurd dear man market price sees single value
A sentimentalist, my dear Darlington, is a man who sees an absurd value in everything, and doesn't know the market price of any single thing. Oscar Wilde
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He who seeks equality between unequals seeks an absurdity. Baruch Spinoza
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it, for error is always talkative Oliver Goldsmith
absurd early four morning
I always was an early-morning or late-night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And at four in the morning, you make up some of your most absurd jokes. Joss Whedon
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In love, everything is true, everything is false; it is the one subject on which one cannot express an absurdity. Nicolas Chamfort
absurdity came joke life lives order smell
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place. Kurt Braunohler
absurd adds certainty lessens shame
Positiveness is an absurd foible. If you are in the right, it lessens your triumph; if in the wrong, it adds shame to your defeat. Laurence Sterne
absurd biggest entertainment guy neither nor
Neither Beckett, nor Ionesco, not even Arrabal: the biggest responsible for the absurd in entertainment is the guy who calculates the tickets' prices. Dirceu Ferreira
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Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller
plans prepare
We have had to prepare plans for all eventualities. Frans Ludeke
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It's not dead, but I don't have any plans on it. Kevin Reilly
plans knows
We know not of the future and cannot plan for it much. Joshua Chamberlain
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It's just not in our plans yet to retire. Gil Reyes
plans push
My mother used to push 'Wuthering Heights' on me as a boy, and I sensed from her breathy description of the story that it would make me laugh. I have no plans to find out if this is true. Walter Kirn