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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
hope people percent town
Probably 75 percent of the people in this town think I'll fail, and the other 25 percent hope I fail, Toby Keith
hope snow giving
There is hope. There is hope everywhere. Today God give milk and I have the pail. Anne Sexton
hope military gentleman
PRIVATE, n. A military gentleman with a field-marshal's baton in his knapsack and an impediment in his hope. Ambrose Bierce
hope order expectations
Since we cannot hope for order, let us withdraw with style from the chaos. Tom Stoppard
hope lonely grief
Where's the hope that can abate The grief of hearts thus desolate That can Youth's keenest pangs assuage, And mitigate the gloom of Age? Religion bids the tempest cease, And, leads her to a port of peace; And on, the lonely pilot steers Through the lapse of future years. Thomas Haynes Bayly
hope horses playing polo quit
Memo is unbelievable, the way he is fit. I don't think I'll be playing that long, for sure. I hope I quit before that. I'll be around polo and horses and things like that, but not playing. Adolfo Cambiaso
hope have-faith logical
We are human beings, and we have faith, and we have hope Jacques Yves Cousteau
hope past ideas
Ideas are invented only as correctives to the past. Through repeated rectification of this kind one may hope to disengage an idea that is valid. Gaston Bachelard
hope refuge uncertainty
Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. Henri Frederic Amiel