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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny humor thinking
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable. Craig Ferguson
funny dance football
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. Craig Ferguson
funny humor appreciate
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness. Craig Ferguson
spiritual doors pudding
No matter your spiritual beliefs, if you hold any, the answer is the same: sometimes, why is not knowable. If you open the refrigerator door and a tub of Kozy Shack tapioca pudding tumbles out and splats open onto the floor, you clean it. You don’t stand there and question why it happened, how it was possible. Why doesn’t matter now. Augusten Burroughs
spiritual ego want
The ego wants to want more than it wants to have. Eckhart Tolle
spiritual conscious
Become conscious of being conscious. Eckhart Tolle
spiritual cat meditation
I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats. Eckhart Tolle
spiritual creativity creative
With spiritual growth comes new creative potential, leading to the realization that you are pure potential, able to fill any creative impulse. Deepak Chopra
spiritual eternity
Time is just quantified eternity. Deepak Chopra
spiritual names symphony
Our biological rhythms are the symphony of the cosmos, music embedded deep within us to which we dance, even when we can't name the tune. Deepak Chopra
spiritual thinking people
If you contemplate the Golden Rule, it turns out to be an injunction to live by grace rather than by what you think other people deserve. Deepak Chopra
spiritual desire mechanic
Within every desire is the mechanics of its fulfillment. Deepak Chopra
new-york lust streets
I was lusted after walking down the streets of New York. Janice Dickinson
new-yorkers
New Yorkers are either the nicest or the rudest. Janet McTeer
new-york firsts hollywood
At the end. First start off and do your youth thing In Hollywood and then go to New York later. But it wound up being later, later than I thought it was going to be. Delta Burke
new-york struggle thinking
It's easy to struggle in New York. I think New York is a bit expensive. Bret McKenzie
new-york white people
Without aging white males, I doubt the 'New York Times' would survive. How many young people, females, Hispanics and blacks subscribe to the 'New York Times?' Dennis Prager
new-york anxiety would-be
Perhaps there would be more anxiety in my work if I lived in New York. Edward Ruscha
new-york hate people
I have one rave New York Times review framed next to a flop Los Angeles Times review. And it's for the same show. These people watched the same show. That's what happens. They love it, they hate it. Bruce Vilanch
new-york safe-haven littles
When I was in New York it was like a maze, a rat maze, going from one little box to another little box and passing through passageways to get from one safe haven to another. Bruce Conner
new-york blood remember
When I left New York, after getting fired from Metallica, all I remember is that I wanted blood. Theirs. Dave Mustaine