Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Sedaris

Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage.

Aasif Mandvi

Now the bigots have to get creative. Good luck coming up with slurs for Chechens. Go back where you came from, Ushanka head.

Cherie Lunghi

There's something about 'Strictly Come Dancing.' Everywhere I go, people wish me good luck; cabbies toot their horns. It's lovely. I have a theory: in straitened times, there's nothing like a bit of unapologetic escapism.

Charles Baudelaire

It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.

Ed Bradley

Be prepared, work hard, and hope for a little luck. Recognize that the harder you work and the better prepared you are, the more luck you might have.

Bear Grylls

I don't like expeditions where it is a total lottery whether you live or die. You have to keep those sort of good luck cards for rare occasions!

William Shakespeare

Oh, I am fortune's fool!

Calvin Harris

I happened to be in the right place at the right time.

Bertolt Brecht

Who has good luck is good, Who has bad luck is bad.

Bill Burr

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Beyonce Knowles

The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads.

Bryan Fuller

If you're just grinding up hamburger at McDonald's, I see that as a bit of an affront to living things. You're not really honoring the life.

Bob Hope

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

Chelsea Handler

Is Heather McDonald your best friend? You better get a new one.

Channing Tatum

I've loved Kevin McDonald's movies for a while and it was an amazing experience because he really wanted to do something different. It was by far one of the hardest things I've ever done, to wake up every single day and know that you're going to be freezing cold and wet, every single day, 10 times a day, and there's no getting away from it.

Derrick Rose

McDonald's is over with. But chips and candy and stuff, it's going to be hard to get away from that.

Billy Connolly

Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.

Billy Connolly

What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!

Scott Bardall

We wanted to make the shots tougher for Grant. She's not Ms. Ohio for nothing.

Dave Foley

If you live in Ohio and you don't wear scarlet and gray now, you're an oddball. And it used to be that you could go around town even in Columbus and see a bunch of people in Michigan shirts ... And that's horrible, isn't it?.

Chris Christie

As governor of Ohio, I have an obligation to keep the 11.5 million people in Ohio safe. And we have been very effective with our Joint Terrorism Task Force, being able to make busts.

Chester Himes

I grew to manhood in the Ohio State Penitentiary.

Dawn Powell

All Americans come from Ohio originally, if only briefly.

Carol Moseley Braun

The failure in Ohio to have adequate voting capacity for the people who were registered and eligible to vote was an absolute denial of their right to vote.

Bill Kurtis

The most frightening interview I've ever done was with Dr. Lonnie Thompson of The Ohio State University on the subject of global warming.

Argus Hamilton

Ohio went on alert Tuesday when a train with hazardous chemicals ran wild through the state. A brave engineer leaped aboard and brought the runaway train under control. Sounds like we've found our next FBI Director.

Demetri Martin

Statistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio.