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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny team london-olympics
Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy. Craig Ferguson
funny humor views
The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me. Craig Ferguson
funny humor night
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. Craig Ferguson
order people masters
In order to become the master, a ruler must profess to be a servant of the people. Ashwin Sanghi
order words-of-wisdom pantheism
.... we are a part of nature as a whole, whose order we follow. Baruch Spinoza
order judgement done
I will have this done, so I order it done; let my will replace reasoned judgement. Juvenal
order democracy needs
In order to solve the climate crisis, we need to solve the democracy crisis. Al Gore
order envy may
It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. Baltasar Gracian
order percent squeeze therefore
We won't go hostile. We want to own the whole of the business. Therefore we want to own over 90 percent in order to squeeze out the minorities. J. M. Roberts
order pro-life chaos
I'm pro-life, in the sense that chaos seems like life to me and order seems like death. Bonnie Jo Campbell
order solitude needs
When the superficial wearies me, it wearies me so much that I need an abyss in order to rest. Antonio Porchia
order unity principles
Thus then a single harmony orders the composition of the whole...by the mingling of the most contrary principles. Aristotle
laughing detest lament
No to laugh, not to lament, not to detest, but to understand. Baruch Spinoza
laughing love-again
I fell in love again (laughs). Jane Campion
laughing laugh-out-loud
I'm afraid to laugh out loud, because there's so much information. Catherine O'Hara
laughing people ems
My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh. Carrot Top
laughing asking done
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?' Carrot Top
laughing facts odd-thomas
If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends. Dean Koontz
laughing creepy
I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do. Craig Ferguson
laughing lust elbows
Then I heard someone laugh. I wished I didn't know whose laugh it was, but I knew Will's laugh just like I knew he had a small scar right above his left elbow. You couldn't be reluctantly lust-ridden for someone without noticing stuff about them. Elizabeth Scott
laughing make-me-laugh made
What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh. Bruce Vilanch