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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny humor thinking
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable. Craig Ferguson
funny dance football
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.
funny humor appreciate
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.
smiles ticks
They always say, 'Smile!' and sometimes that just ticks me off. I'm not a smiley guy. Kevin Appier
smile curves
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight. Victor Borge
smile jobs believe
I truly believe my job is to make sure people smile. Shahrukh Khan
smile girl dream
When I see these young girls who are dreaming the dream that I'm living, it's very very exciting and it puts a big smile on my face. Sue Wicks
smile wonder
A smile can work wonders. Put it to work for you.
smile couple sleep
When I came into office, people said, 'Billionaire? How do they live? What do they eat? How do they sleep?' Today, they see me on the subway coming uptown. A couple of people say hi, some people smile and nod. Some people just sleep. It's not an issue. Michael Bloomberg
smile wall people
I'd much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I'd rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people. Jennifer Saunders
smile keys quality
A smile is often the key thing.One is paid with a smile. One is rewarded with a smile. One is brightened by a smile. And the quality of a smile can make one die. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
smile order faces
When I find a woman attractive, I have nothing at all to say. I simply watch her smile. Intellectuals take apart her face in order to explain it bit by bit, but they no longer see the smile.
wrinkles envy age
Let age, not envy, draw wrinkles on thy cheeks. Thomas Browne
wrinkles pay scar
Paint me as I am. If you leave out the scars and wrinkles, I will not pay you a shilling. Oliver Cromwell