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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny birthday beauty
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. Coco Chanel
funny problem said
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. Bob Edwards
funny humor people
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Billy Connolly
funny witty humorous
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
smiles ticks
They always say, 'Smile!' and sometimes that just ticks me off. I'm not a smiley guy. Kevin Appier
smile curves
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight. Victor Borge
smile jobs believe
I truly believe my job is to make sure people smile. Shahrukh Khan
smile girl dream
When I see these young girls who are dreaming the dream that I'm living, it's very very exciting and it puts a big smile on my face. Sue Wicks
smile running sorry
Whenever I run into prejudice. I smile and feel sorry for them, and I say to myself, There's one more argument for birth control. Freddy Fender
smile metaphor simile
A simile is just a metaphor with the scaffolding still up. James Geary
smile wrinkles lines
You know, I've got wrinkles on my forehead and smile lines, but what's wrong with that? I love to smile. Jennifer Aniston
smile people faces
When you see that many people with a smile on their face, then you must be doing something right. Greg Norman
smile pregnancy literature
There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile. Honore de Balzac
wrinkles envy age
Let age, not envy, draw wrinkles on thy cheeks. Thomas Browne
wrinkles pay scar
Paint me as I am. If you leave out the scars and wrinkles, I will not pay you a shilling. Oliver Cromwell