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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny literature pessimist
A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist. Elbert Hubbard
funny baseball stupid
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean
funny golf mainly played space
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears. Bobby Jones
funny
I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things. Ashley Williams
smiles ticks
They always say, 'Smile!' and sometimes that just ticks me off. I'm not a smiley guy. Kevin Appier
smile curves
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight. Victor Borge
smile jobs believe
I truly believe my job is to make sure people smile. Shahrukh Khan
smile girl dream
When I see these young girls who are dreaming the dream that I'm living, it's very very exciting and it puts a big smile on my face. Sue Wicks
smile sullen hell
And by his smile, I knew that sullen hall, By his dead smile I knew we stood in Hell. Wilfred Owen
smile running years
Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him. Jon Lovitz
smile smiles
I try to have a smile on my face. But when I fumbled, I was out of it a little bit. Michael Robinson
smiles teacher
It was her smile. It was the teacher she was, but also the person she was. Seimone Augustus
smile victory
The smile of God is victory. John Greenleaf Whittier
wrinkles envy age
Let age, not envy, draw wrinkles on thy cheeks. Thomas Browne
wrinkles pay scar
Paint me as I am. If you leave out the scars and wrinkles, I will not pay you a shilling. Oliver Cromwell