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funny money humorous
We spent as much money as we could and got as little for it as people could make up their minds to give us. We were always more or less miserable, and most of our acquaintance were in the same condition. There was a gay fiction among us that we were constantly enjoying ourselves, and a skeleton truth that we never did. To the best of my belief, our case was in the last aspect a rather common one. Charles Dickens
funny humorous men
Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.
funny children flower
It being a part of Mrs. Pipchin's system not to encourage a child's mind to develop and expand itself like a young flower, but to open it by force like an oyster.
funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it.
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
hater fun waste
If you don't like me, why do you waste your time making fun of me? Chad Anderson
hater tree ifs
If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater? Douglas Coupland
hater famous-love inspirational-love
Hate is too great a burden to bear.... Coretta Scott King
hater counter-attack impact
The best way to counter-attack a hater is to make it blatantly obvious that their attack has had no impact on you. Tim Ferriss
hater remember hate-you
Remember what I told you. If they hated me, they will hate you. Sinead O'Connor
hater people matter
Just be you. I've learned the hard way and in the end, some people are just so full of hate that no matter what you say or do, they'll always have something to say. Megan Fox
hater love-you judging
Remember that only God can judge us; forget the haters, because Somebody loves you. Miley Cyrus
hater fear roots
Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater. George Washington Carver
hater lying sucessful
Behind every sucessful person lies a pack of haters Eminem
fool guides
He who is his own guide is guided by a fool. Charles Spurgeon
fool cry-the-beloved-country quiet
Nothing is ever quiet, except for fools. Alan Paton
fool
And thus love makes fools of us all. Chris Cleave
fool life-is fairs
Life is not fair...Anyone who says it is, or even that it ought to be, is a fool or worse. David Brin
fool socialism anti-semitism
Anti-Semitism is the socialism of fools August Bebel
fool want strikes
Only a fool wants a confrontation and only a fool wants a strike. Arthur Scargill
fool
Wishers were ever fools. William Shakespeare
fool slave life-time
But thought's the slave of life, and life time's fool.
fool slander rail
There is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do nothing but rail.