Famous Quotes & Sayings

Adam Carolla

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

Adam Carolla

I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

Adam Carolla

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

Adam Carolla

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

Adam Carolla

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

Adam Carolla

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

Adam Carolla

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

Adam Carolla

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

Adam Carolla

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

T. Boone Pickens

A fool with a plan can outsmart a genius with no plan.

Peter Lynch

I like to buy a company any fool can manage because eventually one will.

Plutarch

When Demaratus was asked whether he held his tongue because he was a fool or for want of words, he replied, "A fool cannot hold his tongue.

Terry Goodkind

Fools who won't see the truth are deadly.

Terry Goodkind

Only a fool walks into the future backwards.

Joseph Conrad

Let a fool be made serviceable according to his folly.

Leonard Cohen

I told the truth, I didn't come to fool you

Paulo Coelho

Only a fool makes threats, and only another fool feels threatened.

Paul Kurtz

Only a fool of a scientist would dismiss the evidence and reports in front of him and substitute his own beliefs in their place.