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sarcastic fall names
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sarcastic reading writing
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sarcastic herbs
Eddie Izzard You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
sarcastic business sarcasm
David Brinkley The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.
sarcastic mean born
David Brin Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe.
sarcastic boat peruvians
Carlos Fuentes The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats.
sarcastic voice obnoxious
Charles Lamb His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with.
sarcastic waiting vampire
Charlaine Harris Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.
sorry rain heart
Charles Dickens Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts. I was better after I had cried, than before--more sorry, more aware of my own ingratitude, more gentle.
sorry pie im-sorry
Charles Dickens Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie.
sorry oxygen gone
Charles Stross Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry.
sorry low-self-esteem im-sorry
Alanis Morissette I'm sorry to myself, for treating me worse than I would anybody else.
sorry parent effort
Alan Chambers I am sorry we promoted sexual orientation change efforts and reparative theories about sexual orientation that stigmatized parents.
sorry fun phones
Chris Colfer People still call me ma’am on the phone, and it’s just part of life now. I’m not even phased by it… Going through DriveThrus is always fun, because it’s always so shocking when they see me. It’d just be kind of like, ‘Thank you ma… woah!! Woah, sorry about that!’
sorry school high-school
Chris Colfer There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in. And definitely get out of high school and make everyone sorry.
sorry should-have people
Chris Christie When you're exonerated, then the people who wrongly accused you should have the guts to stand up and say, "I'm sorry."
sorry hard-days hard
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mean secret purpose
Charles Caleb Colton None are so fond of secrets as those who do not mean to keep them; such persons covet secrets as a spendthrift covets money, for the purpose of circulation.
mean men light
Charles Caleb Colton Alas! What is man? Whether he be deprived of that light which is from on high, of whether he discard it, a frail and trembling creature; standing on time, that bleak and narrow isthmus between two eternities, he sees nothing but impenetrable darkness on the one hand, and doubt, distrust, and conjecture, still more perplexing, on the other. Most gladly would he take an observation, as to whence he has come, or whither he is going; alas, he has not the means: his telescope is too dim, his compass too wavering, his plummet too short.
mean gossip secret
Charles Caleb Colton None are so fond of secrets as those who do not mean to keep them.
mean advice asks
Charles Caleb Colton We ask advice but we mean approbation.
mean propriety disciple
Charles Caleb Colton Worldly wisdom dictates to her disciples the propriety of dressing somewhat beyond their means, but of living somewhat within them.
mean love-is effort
Charles Dickens Constancy in love is a good thing; but it means nothing, and is nothing, without constancy in every kind of effort.
mean land consideration
Charles Sturt The main consideration with those who, possessing some capital, propose to emigrate as the means of improving their condition, is, the society likely to be found in the land fixed on for their future residence.
mean plot use
Charles Stross Personally, I avoid deus ex machina like the plague - if you have to use one, it means you failed to set up the universe and the plot properly. It's like a whodunnit where there's no actual way for the reader to identify the perpetrator before the climactic reveal: there's no sense of closure for the reader.
mean trust-in-god
Charles Stanley Trusting God means looking beyond what we can see to what God sees.