Quotes about sarcastic
sarcastic fake-people sarcasm
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well. Carrie Fisher
sarcastic women humor
Instant gratification takes too long.
sarcastic fitness sarcasm
Muscles come and go; flab lasts. Bill Vaughan
sarcastic fun thinking
Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car. Bill Bryson
sarcastic funny-life imagination
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed! William Shakespeare
sarcastic trying please
Please try not to be such a wiener-head. Dave Barry
sarcastic fitness sarcasm
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.
sarcastic stars war
Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines. Bryan Singer
sarcastic teacher children
I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to handle me, because I was very sarcastic. I was over-confident, arrogant, a typical youngest child. I went through periods of withdrawing into myself and school psychologists tried to figure me out, work out why I didn't fit in. I found that irritating, too. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
sarcastic thinking people
Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment. Charles Dickens
sarcastic fall names
So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name. Alan Bennett
sarcastic giving mustache
Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
sarcastic voice obnoxious
His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with. Charles Lamb
sarcastic waiting vampire
Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires. Charlaine Harris
sarcastic art prostitution
What is art? Prostitution. Charles Baudelaire
sarcastic reading writing
A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits. Edith Sitwell
sarcastic block feet
If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete! Eddie Izzard
sarcastic herbs
You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
sarcastic zips snobbish
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code. Earl Wilson
sarcastic business sarcasm
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were. David Brinkley
sarcastic mean born
Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe. David Brin
sarcastic way praise
Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of being derisive. I'm not clear why it's ok to do it. Callie Khouri
sarcastic things-in-life taxes-funny
The best things in life are free - and $19.95. Billy Mays
sarcastic flirting order
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
sarcastic good-friend fishing
She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again.
sarcastic mind peanuts
My mind reels with sarcastic replies. Charles M. Schulz
sarcastic hero feet
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. Bill Watterson
sarcastic lovely figures
She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it. Bob Fosse
sarcastic gone
She's good, being gone.
sarcastic july december
He makes a July's day short as December.
sarcastic mother sarcasm
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? Charlie Pierce
sarcastic daughter dad
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. Bob Odenkirk
sarcastic laughter laughing
Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy. Bryant H. McGill